I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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