I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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