Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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