I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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