I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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