rhymes with "ouble enetration"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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