So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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