Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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