K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
