I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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