Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
