Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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