everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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