Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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