East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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