My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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