I'm drive I can fine osifer
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Your cock deserves a montage
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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