What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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