I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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