do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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