Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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