Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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