Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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