quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
the raccoons are back...
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