GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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