I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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