Say something about gay babies.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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