So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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