Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
How external is "for external use only"?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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