the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
id be glad to
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
