ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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