Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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