Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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