ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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