what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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