he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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