Plan B is the new Plan A
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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