Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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