then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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