After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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