You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
only if we run a train.
done.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
