I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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