He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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