My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I will pee on everything he values.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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