i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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