Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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