I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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