I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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