I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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