Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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