Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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