if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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