Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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