I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This is my gift to your gina
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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