Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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