For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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