We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
