I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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