morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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